Pulling A David

When one stays at home and does nothing but wank and play xbox

"You wanna come out today?"
"Nah, I feel like pulling a David."

"Where were you yesterday???"
"I was busy pulling a David"

by thebreadbinman November 22, 2009

Pull a David

When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.

Damn your tank is dirty, you're about to pull a David if you don't clean it asap!

by timboslice84 August 01, 2014

Pull a David

When in the middle of hooking up you stick your entire tongue down their throat and leave it there.

yo i was hooking up with him and he decided to pull a david

by daddidrphil March 28, 2019

pulling a david

when one person randomly hangs up on you to go to bed.

“i’m pulling a david, goodnight”

by lilachopp June 08, 2019

Pull a David Carradine.

Telling someone to go fuck themselves and die.

Hey asshole why don't you go "Pull a David Carradine."

by ANDO1111 June 12, 2010

Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.

Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!

by Altermaven November 12, 2014

Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.

Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

by concrete man August 11, 2011