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Pulling a David 

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.
1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David
Pulling a David by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

Pulling a David 

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.
S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

Pulling a David 

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.
Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

Pulling a David James 

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.
Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

pulling a David Blaine 

the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.

pulling a davila 

When someone pulls a davila, they do something extremely fruity/uncomfortable all of a sudden, and then just pretend it never happened. An example of pulling a davila is staring at a man's crotch and making licking noises and then walking away.
Darius is often found on campus pulling a davila.