public bathroom

A place where fags hang out to watch other people and solicit sex.

Never allow your child to go alone into a public bathroom. There are certainly going to be fags in there who will leer at your child and try to score some sex

public bathroom by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007

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public bathroom

a place that has shit all over the place and even some cum, usually has some mustard too.

When he shit in the public bathroom, he thought to himself, how much constitpation is in my ass.

public bathroom by jissel69420 February 25, 2022

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Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.

Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

Public Bathroom Stance by big gangsta :0 March 17, 2022

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Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

Public bathroom roulette by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018