Procrastertainment

Opting for an amusing, time-wasting activity in lieu of completing the fundamental task at hand.

going on facebook instead of browsing business emails is a form of procrastertainment. as is deviating from online research in order to watch youtube videos, and texting friends instead of making the important call.

by Verc July 22, 2009

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procrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

by Danp February 1, 2007

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procrasterbation

to put off a responsibility, duty, etc. in order to masturbate.

"did you do the math homework last night?"
"no man, i let procrasterbation get to me and i forgot all about it"

by createdbyswavilicious March 27, 2009

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Procrasteamaking

To waste time by making a cup of tea.

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procrasteamaking. Want a cup?

by Decius-the-biochemist May 20, 2011

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Procrastasaviling

Procrastasaviling is a form of procrastination whereby an individual or group delay the performance of a task due to a slightly sick obsession with the late Sir Jimmy Savile. Procrastasaviling may often involve browsing videos and photos of Sir Jimmy and the creation of photo memes or remixes of traditional songs with a Savile theme. Procrastasaviling is frowned upon by the majority of the population and is becoming regarded as indicative of serious psychological conditions. Nevertheless it remains endemic among University students.

Jimmy spent all day procrastasaviling, he seriously needs some help!

by Sir Jimmee November 11, 2012

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