A female that drags unwilling participants around a maze of shops which sells various miniature garments at ridiculous prices. She will walk slowly picking up what she perceives to be a “bargain” and occasionally purrs to herself. The time spent in one shop varies from female to female but can be anywhere between 30 minutes and 6 days without food or water. The male of the species only known as man will at some point asked to be relieved of his duty as bag handler so that he may rest and feed. A beating will then ensue. Eventually the women will exchange paper or sometimes a rectangular plastic card for the material she desires and they will leave for their nest, where the female will decide that her purchases were unsuitable.
The women went shopping with her male companion on Oxford Street, London. They were both holding hands. Unfortunately, after 2 years in a descent relationship with her he had not realised that she was a “proppershopper”. Days later his carcass was found bloodied and mutilated floating off the coast of Africa. All wounds appeared to be self inflicted.
by Mikeyjah June 24, 2006
Get the proppershopper mug.Not to be confused with "bro-pipe", this refers to the rifle mounted grenade launchers in warfare games (see Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty 4, etc). These can also be called "noob tubes"- though in some cases that would be an incorrect term.
Case 1- If someone uses a grenade launcher because they cannot kill otherwise- you would be correct in the assumption that it is a "noob tube".
Case 2- If someone uses the launcher because he/she is bored of the guns, and prefers to find more inventive ways to kill people (i.e. curving the ordinance through window frames, arcing at the right angles, hearing footsteps and killing someone who is around the corner, shooting a dud at close range to hit them in the stomach so they make that satisfying "ooof" sound) then that is not a "noob tube". Case 2 is a PRO PIPE.
In case 1- the user is easy enough to counter. Wait until he/she is reloading or force them into close quarters to truly test their aim. They only have one chance to dud shot you.
In case 2- it does not matter. Guns, knives, grenades- the user would have killed you anyways. You are their play things.
Generally- people have to have something to whine about on Xbox Live, PSN, or PC. Noob tube can be considered a derogatory term to those skilled enough to know the difference between cheesing out the grenade launcher and appreciating it's useful (yet slightly different from a gun) ballistic tendencies.
Case 1- If someone uses a grenade launcher because they cannot kill otherwise- you would be correct in the assumption that it is a "noob tube".
Case 2- If someone uses the launcher because he/she is bored of the guns, and prefers to find more inventive ways to kill people (i.e. curving the ordinance through window frames, arcing at the right angles, hearing footsteps and killing someone who is around the corner, shooting a dud at close range to hit them in the stomach so they make that satisfying "ooof" sound) then that is not a "noob tube". Case 2 is a PRO PIPE.
In case 1- the user is easy enough to counter. Wait until he/she is reloading or force them into close quarters to truly test their aim. They only have one chance to dud shot you.
In case 2- it does not matter. Guns, knives, grenades- the user would have killed you anyways. You are their play things.
Generally- people have to have something to whine about on Xbox Live, PSN, or PC. Noob tube can be considered a derogatory term to those skilled enough to know the difference between cheesing out the grenade launcher and appreciating it's useful (yet slightly different from a gun) ballistic tendencies.
"That level 1 had trouble hitting anybody- now he has a few kills because of the grenade launcher- I mean noob tube"
"Wow. That guy is really tough to beat. He just went 29 and 1 on terminal- there was nothing we could do to beat him- even when he ran out of grenades and only had a pistol! I can't tell you how many times he killed two or three of us at once with that PRO-PIPE"
"Wow. That guy is really tough to beat. He just went 29 and 1 on terminal- there was nothing we could do to beat him- even when he ran out of grenades and only had a pistol! I can't tell you how many times he killed two or three of us at once with that PRO-PIPE"
by Noob Tuber April 1, 2010
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Term Bungie has given for the new grenade launcher in soon to be released beta, and later new game, Halo: Reach.
ONLY CoD FAGS WOULD CALL IT NOOB-TUBE.
ONLY CoD FAGS WOULD CALL IT NOOB-TUBE.
CoD Fag- STOP USING THAT NOOB-TUBE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Awesome person- That's Pro-Pipe to you motherfucka.
Awesome person- That's Pro-Pipe to you motherfucka.
by Mboone April 21, 2010
Get the Pro-Pipe mug.the REAL name of the m203. only faggots and pussies that get raped call it the noob tube. only REAL MEN can use the pr0 pipe and rape with it.
by volound March 15, 2010
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Get the Propper Fucked mug.Presenting the facade of prosperity, success, wealth, or commercial activity by the use of fake goods, knock-offs, or false fronts, in order to impress or fool the public, government officials, financial investors, or friends, as a propaganda tool.
As Fermanagh, Ireland, prepared to host officials from the wealthy G8 nations, run-down and abandoned stores were painted over with images of "free-market" prosperity. A happy, thriving butcher's shop consisted of stickers plastered to windows showing rows of meat, fish, poultry ready for sale, like a prop for a Hollywood movie.
Obama: "Hey, look at that great butcher shop!"
Putin: "This is nice Irish Austerity Village full of propsperity. Is just like my Mother Russia."
Obama: "Hey, look at that great butcher shop!"
Putin: "This is nice Irish Austerity Village full of propsperity. Is just like my Mother Russia."
by JeffBro June 17, 2013
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