President Poptart

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

presidicktator

a sentient; current or past head of state who is a giant potato sack full of dicks

Presidicktator Donald Trump and his vice-sentient potato sack of dicks Mr. Pence are ruining the country of the United States of America for the VAST MAJORITY of the population who by majority both did and did NOT vote for him in the 2016 election.

by the Red-Headed Pecker June 2, 2017

Preset Junkies

A term dissing Electronic music producers who overuse presets in their music pieces.

"You're all preset junkies!"

by winterchaser June 5, 2018

President Palin

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009

President Baby-Man-Boy

Donald Trump

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!

by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017