What occurs after a guy fills a pussy up with his cum and it swims into her eggs to create a new life
Kiersten : Wow Jake came so much last night my pussy felt just like a broken faucet!
Kaylee : Well congratulations your I'm sure Pregnant!
Kiersten : Yeah right I use ton's of birth control no way I'm Pregnant!
Kaylee : Well with that much cum birth control is not 100% safe.
Steve : Hey Kaylee my dicks full of cum here have some! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God damn't you fuckin asshole !
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee that's a lot of cum your most likely Pregnant!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Well congratulations your I'm sure Pregnant!
Kiersten : Yeah right I use ton's of birth control no way I'm Pregnant!
Kaylee : Well with that much cum birth control is not 100% safe.
Steve : Hey Kaylee my dicks full of cum here have some! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God damn't you fuckin asshole !
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee that's a lot of cum your most likely Pregnant!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop February 18, 2018
Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
by Daniellian September 1, 2005
by Ashtonio537 May 19, 2018
"Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ooohh yes!! Harder!!" Alana screamed. Alana and Rylan were both dating and in High school. Something they both had in common, they loved sex. Right now Alana had Rylan tied in a chair in her house, while she was lap dancing him. Rylans cock was 10 inches hard, thrusting his dick straight into Alana. Alana had everything planned out: First Rylan would get her pregnant, then she would drop out of school and Rylan go live with her. "Pull out, I'm about to cum" Rylan stated. Alana refused, keeping Rylans dick in her vagina."What are you doing?!". "I... I wanna have a baby" "What! Are you crazy!?" Rylan shouted.
"Its too much responsibility! Get off!" Rylan tried getting off the chair but Alana had him pinned down.
Alana stared into his eyes, speechless. "You don't want to-" "Yes I do!" Alana interrupted. Rylan was trying to hold back the jizz but struggled, his dick shaking. Alana gently grabbed Rylans hand, still staring into his eyes "Its okay" she said " Let it go" Rylan, still struggling to hold back his load, sighed. "Okay" Rylan stopped holding back and released warm drops of jizz into Alana's pussy.
She was now pregnant.
"Its too much responsibility! Get off!" Rylan tried getting off the chair but Alana had him pinned down.
Alana stared into his eyes, speechless. "You don't want to-" "Yes I do!" Alana interrupted. Rylan was trying to hold back the jizz but struggled, his dick shaking. Alana gently grabbed Rylans hand, still staring into his eyes "Its okay" she said " Let it go" Rylan, still struggling to hold back his load, sighed. "Okay" Rylan stopped holding back and released warm drops of jizz into Alana's pussy.
She was now pregnant.
by Suki1234 February 5, 2018
A weird thing that guys can do to girls by being with them for too long. Pregnant women are mentally the same as the incredible hulk.
by Skirtypie22 December 13, 2019
You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms
Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works
by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018