pregninsanity

The insanity caused by pregnancy. This exhibits itself in a spectrum of abnormal mental or behavioral patterns such as nesting, mood swings, pre- and postpartum depression, etc. In many cases, pregninsanity can be exhibited in some forms prior to an expected pregnancy and even after a full-term delivery. There is no cure for pregninsanity but those who come in contact with someone suffering from the disease should quarantine themselves by sleeping on the couch and ease their suffering by drinking lots of alcohol.

Jason goes to the bar every night because his wife has a severe case of pregninsanity

by rgndvo July 21, 2011

Vice-Pregnidency

The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.

Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!

by artfulmark November 29, 2009

Pregnants

Pregnant women. They're like they're own species; they deserve a special word of their own.

A pregnant: "I'm gonna run to the bank."

A non-pregnant: "why don't you just drive? It's faster."

Non-pregnant #2: "Yeah. Pregnants can't run!"

by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

pregnando

The proper way to say it.

Yahoo question: how to find if a girl is pregnando

by Pulmig October 9, 2017

Pregonaise

The white substance that leaves the vagina when a woman is pregnant.

Oh no I’m having an outburst of pregonaise

by Pregtanentlady75 December 6, 2017

prennaish

a form of a person terrorising in all kind of ways

there are many forms of terrorism but prennaish is most powerful

by zzzsgdcd September 23, 2020

Unexpected Pregnanslay

when you slay on accident

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”

by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022