Preductable

The past tense of productive.

Sally: "Wow, I haven't been preductable at all today."

by Talf November 26, 2020

Predictably Unpredictable

This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.

I've met two people who fit this definition.

Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"

by REBel Siren June 8, 2021

predictable

I knew you where looking this up on Urban Dictionary.com
how about...clitoris, I predict your lookin that up next.

Man, your so predictable.

by Fred the3rd April 22, 2006

Prickable Dick

The ultimate asshole. Scholars estimate that the word was founded by Sir Isaac Newton shortly after he discovered gravity. It is made from 2 basic words, prickable, and dick. In the 1700’s these words were branded on people’s faces when they did something that would make them to be the ultimate dick. Today it is used to describe someone who is constantly a fat asshole.

"What the f**k! Who keeps leaving the peanut butter open downstairs?"
"Oh that is that prickable dick brian....... what a fat asshole."

by Big rig nig February 18, 2009

Predickament

Male version of a camel toe.

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”

by Drobbo April 17, 2019

predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.

The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.

by QuacksO April 26, 2019

Predickle

A pickle of a predicament.

"We're in quite a predickle here."

by My_Mother_Shes_Cool_Like_That December 26, 2012