Haircut Penalization

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009

bathroom realization

After partying continuously for a few hours, and still feeling fine, you sit on the toilet to use the bathroom, and it is then and there that you realize you are totally wasted.

"OMG you guys, I just had a bathroom realization, I need to drink water for awhile."

by Cassiebeth182 November 6, 2006

Post-Inception Realization

Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.

Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.

by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010

Realizationgasm

A realizationgasm is when you see an actor or actress in a movie and you know that you have seen them in another movie but you cannot remember what movie or which character they played until finally you hit the point of climax and remember who they played and in what movie! The resulting happiness and the joy you feel for remembering is a realizationgasm.

Tyler: ARGHH who is that girl?

Camille: we saw her in somthing what was it?

Tyler: Ohh Ohh AHH realizationgasm it is Mal from Inception! Ohh yess!

by TyBunk November 3, 2010

the realization

Happens when you smoke marijuana for the first time. It’s the feeling of anxiety but also the feeling soothingness at the same time

Bro the first time I got high as fuck, i freak the fuck out it’s called the realization

by Jesus - April 7, 2021

peealization

a moment when one realizes they have to pee really badly.

Sally had a moment of peealization at the party and darted off to the bathroom.

I was reading a magazine when i suddenly peealized and ran upstairs to the toilet.

by lizzzzzard February 10, 2009

Realization

I suddenly realized I am a bit stunted. (I’m talking to the Jewish people on this site.)

I’m pretty above average in intelligence and awareness. But my skills for my age is really backward. I was never programmed like other people were. Strange, huh? I can tell certain things that most people would never dream of. Even if there is a black Jewish guy. I don’t know what facility he was brewed at. But I can pick up on Black Jews sometimes and even Hispanic ones. Jews of the white Caucasian type are pretty common. Probably the most common.

Realization. I also suck at Math. They should just give me my GED and some money or something. Working for it on my own is pretty difficult, especially in a crazy world. I’m not lazy I just can’t do certain things. I’m not programmed like the others are. I’m a gentile but I somehow kept my individuality and self awareness. So I’m not programmed like all the others. I usually just try to be an actor like the Jews and fit in. It will just come out sounding incoherent to most people so I don’t really bother sometimes. Things would be easier if I had a boss or director. Just a more structured environment I guess.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021