Preacher News

A news, conveyed confidently by anyone without checking any facts, which is actually fake news.

Ankit said that Rowan Atkinson has died, but everyone knew that it was Preacher News.

by Batsenpai November 3, 2020

Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.

"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

by Crash2108 October 7, 2009

preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)

After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.

Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.

by Redlogger October 24, 2019

Preacher Creeper

A person on a college campus that is dressed like a college student, but is clearly not a student, and tries to talk to you about their religion.

Dude, I got stuck talking to a preacher creeper for ten minutes yesterday.

by sollers August 29, 2012

Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.

When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.

by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004

Preacher's Seat

A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.

Ricky won the big splash contest by executing a flawless Preacher's Seat!

by The Painfull Diver August 3, 2009