meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

pretzil

The douchebag's way of spelling, and saying, pretzel.

"I LOVE PRETZILS!!"

by Himynameisinexplicable April 22, 2014

pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

Pretzyl

That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.

Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?

Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.

Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!

Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*

Person 1: O.O

by CerbeRAPE September 25, 2011

pretzel necklace

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not

Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe

by Jon93 May 18, 2016

Chocolate Pretzel

when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.

I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.

by lobstertesticles March 15, 2017