Pornasaurus

Someone who looks at porn with every chance they get no matter where they are.

Kid 1- Did you hear about that kid who got busted for looking at porn on the teachers computer?
Kid 2- Oh you mean that stupid ass pornasaurus?

by leftyhandz November 5, 2009

Pornosaurus

An old, outdated and therefore enormous computer reserved only for porn. This phenomena generally occurs because one does not wish to soil their new computer with viruses, embarrassing history, and jizz.

Hey why is the touchpad on Matt's old computer covered with like old honey or someth... oh wait... fucking pornosaurus...

by Im not giving my real fucking December 3, 2013

Pornasaurus Rex

The appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look porn.

It is said to look like Barney with sex toy strapt to a belt around his waist.

Friend 1: (Looking at toys) "Wow!" (Nearly Faints)

Friend 2: "What is it man"

Friend 1: " I just saw the Pornasaurus Rex man."

Friend 2: "Wow whats he like?"

Friend 1: "He's awesome!"

by Little Shadow Lurker August 4, 2010

porkasaurus

fat with no hope of ever losing that weight

Wow, he was heavy before, but he's turned into a complete porkasaurus

by Richard L Mansmann May 4, 2006

Ponkasaurus

A term used to describe someone who has mastered the art of ponking. An expert ponkster.

Guy 1: Did you see the way that ponkster ponked that dude?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's a true ponkasaurus!

by ponked June 1, 2011

Pooasaurus Rex

A T- Rex, oddly combined with a Poo. It has the body of a T-Rex, and the head of a Poo.

A scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a Poo and T-Rex mating. The scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. It was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. A head of a child poped out. Scientist was confused. "Little girls dont come from eggs!" the scientist yelled. The small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! " I WILL CALL THIS A POOASAURUS REX!!!!" The scientist screamed.

by ilovemyjrt09 March 2, 2011

pwnasaurus rex

teh pwnasaurus rex = teh mad 1337 hax-r that pwnz all at everything

Phatty:man you totaly pwned me lu bu
Lu Bu:I know i r teh pwnasaurus rex of ut2k4

by booshels June 5, 2005