Posiden’s plunge

When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.

Mother fucker! I just took Posiden’s plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?

by RourkeEleven September 12, 2019

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

posidon.https

Gay tiktoker

You: you heard of posidon.https?

Them: yes the gay one?

You: yes the fag
Them: I heard there a trannie

by PoseidonCruggy October 6, 2021

Posident

A portmanteau of positive and confident. Used as an adjective to express one's optimism in faith or belief of a situation or themselves.

A: "Hey, how are you feeling about your interview later?"

B: "Posident!"

A: "Alright! You got this!"

by Ashw00d April 3, 2022

Posidence

A word blend of positivity and confidence.

Looking good, feeling good, rock that body posidence!

by Ashw00d April 3, 2022