Posiden

That crazy water king guy from ancient greece. Enjoys killing your ships and shit.

That crazy bastard Posiden crushed that ship so hard it blew up.

by Yummy Yogurt January 11, 2012

Posiden’s plunge

When you sit down on the toilet and your testicle plunge into the water.

Mother fucker! I just took Posiden’s plunge. How the fuck am I going wash my balls in the sink at work?

by RourkeEleven September 12, 2019

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Posidence

A word blend of positivity and confidence.

Looking good, feeling good, rock that body posidence!

by Ashw00d April 3, 2022

Positent

Short-hand for "Positentity" a portmanteau of Positive and Entity. Also short for "Positenets" (Positive Tenet).
Positents are positive qualities and traits such as values, principles, and virtues.
Thus, words such as Courage, Humility, Authenticity, Integrity, Purpose, Peace, Joy, Faith--are all Positents.

He's a genuine person. He's got the positent of Authenticity.

by theorian January 14, 2026