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polluted finger

The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.
My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.
by the Nest February 22, 2007
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populuted

At a bar: "Holy crap, this bar is populuted with ugly women"
At college party: "This place is populuted with Freshmen."
by pilotdan June 14, 2008
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Polluted

The term has an origin in Scarface.

a. Something that has the quality or condition of being unsavory or tainted.

b. A slander or offence against someone who is supposed to be one of your friends.

c. A person(s) who is/are sexually contaminated, with a high likelyhood of disease. The actual having of the disease is not important, just the likelyhood.
Example A: Question: How are the wings, man? Answer: They taste three days old! They're just polluted!

Example B: "Why'd you have to cheat at cards! That's polluted!"

Example C: "Dennis was with three chicks in the past 2 days. You know he's strung out and don't wrap it up! He's polluted for sure!"
by J. Collier December 28, 2005
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Polluted the gene pool

Mom, Israel polluted the gene pool again!
by WaffenSS soldat August 17, 2012
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pootilated

someone that has gone-off poo in their ass and it has spread to their face through their nose
holy crap my nose it smells like poo i must be pootilated
by conor mccarty September 30, 2007
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Polluted Canyon

When one flows diarrhea between the breasts of the partner or receiver.
So YOU were the one that gave her a polluted canyon?
by Poop Tex April 10, 2016
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polluted wank

when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
by MasterBJB May 10, 2018
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