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Phonationship

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.
Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?
by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011
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Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011
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mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010
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Facebook-ploitation

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.
The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.
by Shzae July 21, 2009
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poopathon

a fantastic celebration of feces, bowel movements, and the act of defecation. this celebration is mostly taken place in japan and Germany where scat is a popular fetish. one person would squat down and release his bowels over another persons mouth or chest.
omfg poop on my chest.
hey wana go to the poopathon later tonight? bring lots of towels!!!!11 LOL
by gray786 January 21, 2006
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Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating
I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!
by seelindsey November 16, 2011
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PONRATION

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)
My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.
by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017
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