poopsicle

You are probably board to death if you look up this word, anyways, a poopsicle is an icicle made from frozen diarrhea.

Timmy had a diarrhea outside in freezing cold weather now it has become a poopsicle.

by Nathan Bailey January 25, 2023

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

Poopsicle

An icicle formed under a portable loo. The shit water seeps through the gaps in the portable loo and gather under the plastic. During winter, this freezes and therefore creates poopsicle.

The poopsicles glistened in the morning sunlight.

by crazyoldlady January 3, 2011

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

Poopsicle

Like a popsicle, but made of poop.

Thats one tasty poopsicle!

by MadLogic July 30, 2003

poopstache

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

poopstack

something or someone that sucks

"shut your piehole, poopstack."

by jduds February 13, 2007