Poopertainment

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Pomperoon

Unnecessary education, especially education meant to impress others

That course in anthropology was pomperoon!

by Saccharomyces cerevisiae January 21, 2013

pooperoni

poop that is reddish brown in color with a cylindrical shape representing pepperoni

Hey man, don't eat that, that's pooperoni!

by madchiller July 28, 2006

poopermint

The smell created by farting while brushing your teeth.

The overwhelming smell of poopermint, caused the dental hygenist to excuse herself from the man's annual cleaning.

by JJFONT October 27, 2011

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

pooperdooper

(pl) poopers doopers - Kid friendly version of "Oh Shit!!"

Poopers Doopers, I forgot to select all the drawings and only printed some of them!

by Jeff Gilbert June 30, 2005

Poopersnatcher

When a small man captures your shit while you turn around to admire your accomplishment.

Person 1: Where did my shit go?

Person 2(other stall): The poopersnatcher got me too.

by Dongflopper April 10, 2010