Poontoon

A PONTOON BOAT FULL OF SEXY WOMEN AND A SOLITARY MALE PARTYING IT UP.

Ever since Lance got the Poontoon, the ladies hit him up non-stop to party.

Parker, Arizona is the perfect place for pastie clad hot chicks to party on Lance's Poontoon.

by Salviprincess June 2, 2017

pooptooth

some one with a fucked up tooth

Billy's got a pooptooth

by Beerswizle October 13, 2003

Poontoon

A pontoon boat boat full of fat chicks.

Poontoons are usually pulled to the lakes by a piece of crap Ford F-150. All jacked up to make up for a small dick.

Look at Matt driving that faggot truck trying to back that poontoon full of fat girls in the water.

by Littledickleeroy August 7, 2017

Poontoon

the colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really been into poontoons lately.”

“That’s cool. I prefer the real thing though.”

by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

poontoon

always the password dawg

1: what's the pass?
2: Poontoon.

by in4m8ion May 30, 2008

poonmouth

A person/man/woman/thing with a poon as a mouth. Came from the ancient dragon named "poon" who had a vagina as a mouth. People picked on it pecause it was green, hairy and smelly.

That chick over there gave me some good head, I swear she must have a poonmouth because it was slimy and smelly but felt soo damn good.

by poonfaceator June 25, 2008

Pootooth

The device used to talk with people, via Bluetooth, while you are taking a poo.

Rodney: You should've seen Lulu last night, she was drunk and still beating everyone at pool.

Charles: For real? That's crazy. Ey, hold up, lemme put you on Pootooth real quick. I gotta take a dump.

by iPoopOnCake March 13, 2010