Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.
Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!
by Bolb December 16, 2003
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Pooner

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!
by 1ftw October 02, 2010
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Pooner

(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.
"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"
by supertrooperdude_69 March 11, 2010
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someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
by rabidchia October 18, 2009
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Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos
That pooner is getting a phalloplasty
by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022
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pooners

people that are always on the prowl for women
dude lucas,
What?
those guys are such pooners
why yes there are jack
by jack/lucas August 02, 2007
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A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc
Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!
by Scooter October 15, 2004
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