Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.

Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!

by Bolb December 16, 2003

Pooner

a middle eastern or indian person.

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!

by 1ftw October 2, 2010

Pooner

(n) An erection stimulated by dropping a deuce. Recent studies suggest that the porous membrane of the prostate is excited and results in an unintentional boner or stiffy. Researchers have yet to discern if ejaculation is also possible.

"Dude I just took a break in the shitter and got an boner! so I looked it up and urban dictionary defined it as a "pooner"
"Oh my... what the shit? I never thought that *I* would be the type of person to get a pooner on the jon!"

by supertrooperdude_69 March 10, 2010

pooner

someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.

man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.

by rabidchia October 18, 2009

pooner

Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos

That pooner is getting a phalloplasty

by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022

pooners

people that are always on the prowl for women

dude lucas,
What?
those guys are such pooners
why yes there are jack

by jack/lucas August 4, 2007

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004