Poomer 

A super cute looking, cuddly dog.

Person 1: You have a super cute dog, I just wana cuddle him.
Person 2: Yeah. He's a Poomer!

Poomer by TreynocTheGod March 29, 2020

poomer 

all-you-can-eat pussy

Oh man, I could really go for some poomer right about now.

poomer by Anonymous February 7, 2003

Poomer 

A person who likes or is obsessed with Big Shaq's rap.

Guy 1: The ting goes skraa

Guy 2: Ok Poomer

Poomer by minimegaman090 May 29, 2020

Poomer 

A woman or girl who needs to poop really bad, usually done so in the nude for comfort purposes.

Jessica: omg why are you so red
Claire: because i’m about to drop a poomer like it’s a new album

Poomer by erin27 July 18, 2024

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

Noomer Poomer by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

phantom pooper 

A person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. The areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:

1. Water fountains
2. Public Pools and the Beach
3. Dressing Rooms.
4. Ex girlfriends mailbox.

Also see Poop Phantom

1. " Mommy I want a drink of...WHAAAAAAAAAAA...the phantom pooper...WHAAAAAAAAA! "

2. "Great day for a swim...what's that floating by your face? OMG! " The Phantom Pooper had struck again.

3. " Don't these pants look great...whats that smell?"

4. " Phantom pooper? Listen lady I don't care why your bill is late...just pay it.

phantom pooper by Global Feetus April 10, 2007