While ejaculating a man directs his cum all over the mattress or on any other medium, emulating the technique used by Jackson Pollock in his art.
I made a beautiful Jackoff Pollock on the mattress this morning.
Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
Would you like to come back to my place and help me make a Jackoff Pollock?
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When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.
by The whiter guy August 19, 2009
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A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
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by Mequik July 4, 2009
Get the [Pollock Bitch Slap] mug.A strength characterized by an extreme discipline in not using force against anyone or anything. A person with this strength would normally not hurt a fly. However, there is a point when a person with Pollock strength reaches his limit and unleashes his fury and stored energy. That point is near impossible to reach, but when reached a person can take out fifteen men without hesitation. There is no stopping a person with Pollock strength when someone dares to cross that line.
Guy: "That dude has Pollock Strength. One minute he was cuddling with some chow chow's and the next he was beating up a gang of men with his fists after they tried to rob his grandma."
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