Pokemon Go

The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.

Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.

by 1Davex1 July 16, 2016

Pokemon Go

An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."

(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS

by Fuzzu Sonicu July 11, 2016

pokemon go to the polls

A term used by presidential candidate Hillary Clinton as a joke on the world wide successful video game Pokemon GO to get people to vote for her.

Hillary: YOU ALL NEED TO POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS.

by DATBOI69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 6, 2016

Pokemon Go

Released in 2016

If you don't know what Pokemon Go is you must have been on an isolated island.

Pokemon go is sweeping the globe

People get hit by cars.

Friend: hey have you heard of Pokemon Go?
Me: yeah
Friend: how do u like it
Me: it's not a good game because someone jumped my fence. People get hit by cars

Friend: well do you play it
Me: no
Friend: wanna hang out??
Me: nope I've already made plans with my friend to play Pokemon go. We're heading downtown and I'm level 5. Catch ya later.
Me: runs off

Friend: allllllriiiiiiight errrrrrrrr

by LastingSpark July 22, 2016

Pokemon Go

The reason why obesity will not be a thin anymore 1 year from now.

Bernice: "Ayo brotha, last week I walked 8 miles just to get to the next Pokespot! Holla at ya boy!"
Jersey: "Truuuu fam, Pokemon Go made me lose 6 pounds in 2 weeks! "
Bernice: "Word"

by xXxThugsteRxXx July 11, 2016

Pokemon GO

Modern Day Exercise.

I know many people who have always hated getting out of the house, but after downloading Pokemon GO, they're like, "HEY WANNA WALK TEN MILES I FOUND A PIDGY THERE."

by literallycoconuts July 15, 2016

Pokémon Go

The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.

Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."

by Bjorn Svedkins July 12, 2016