poog

1. The act of tickling a weasel
2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled
3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel

1. Dude, I just pooged that weasel!
2. "Poog!" said the weasel.
3. Shit, you just got royally pooged at CS! OMG TEH 1337 |-|4x!!1!

by POOG! February 7, 2005

poog

god like creature greater than all

*little jonny comes back from the dead*
poog has blessed him and given him a second chance

by Chris bjeere May 12, 2003

poog

dog poop you dorks nah JK ;p

"eww mommy poog" pipa said "no honey you mean poo-"POOG mommy POOG"she interrupts "ITS POOP HONEY NOW LETS WALK HOME OK"she yelled at her .

by Earth Worm Sally May 25, 2018

Poog

Wonderful being seen across some platforms of the internet. Known for speaking in third person, being non-binary, and doing no harm. The Cult of Poog are followers of Poog, and basically the most wholesome beings on the planet.

Person 1: Poog's motto is "Poog do no harm"

Person 2: WTF is wrong with you Allison, how did you get into my living room?

by Froggity November 23, 2020

poog

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion.

"You lazy poog!"
"I'm hittin' that poog."
"I know she's a poog, but she's a fine honey."

by zomgitsmary January 23, 2007

Poog

When someone shits and cums in their pants

Oh no I poog my pants!!!

by iiDillon_ January 23, 2022

pooge

An older butch lesbian who holds a preference for younger femme females.

Every time I go to that bar I get hit on by a bunch of old pooges.

by Kermit the Pooge May 4, 2006