A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person
A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person
A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
by Flaze July 20, 2008
Get the pootle mug.when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs
Hey dude, you have pootlegs.
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Pooftle
• poofter
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Get the poofter drink mug.bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club
by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008
Get the poofter music mug.Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".
I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.
by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008
Get the poofter mug.The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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