pootle

To move leisurely, with or without purpose.

A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.

by Flaze July 20, 2008

pootlegs

when someone farts on a bus, train, subway etc and you have to inhale the fumes. the person that farts has pootlegs

Hey dude, you have pootlegs.

by squirtmouth February 28, 2015

poofter drink

A low alcohol beer.

We don't serve poofter drinks at this venue.

by de-pube August 13, 2021

pootle

To roam or wander

I'll just pootle down to the shops

by Sloppy Sue June 10, 2003

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".

I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.

by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005