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spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit
Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.
by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016
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Poober

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.
by Username 1552 October 18, 2018
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pooberty

When puberty is bigger than life. When it's so hard that you can't stand your own mood. It included hunger pains, growing pains, sass and whining. You think it just might go on forever and so it's extending out the vowels and consonants for this word. POO-ber-dee Could also be a moment where nobody can understand you and what you are going through. Parents just don't get it.
Nate doesn't want to do his homework and is throwing himself on the floor and saying he's hangry and he can't deal with his family. Although he just finished dinner. They just don't understand him and what he's going through.

His mother says, "Nate has a bad case of pooberty today doesn't he?"
by Ruby Z January 24, 2020
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pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)
Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!
by your local anime girl November 9, 2020
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Poober

1. Someone who screams and rages but is weak. 2. A gay meanie pants
Don’t be such poober after dinner Bradley!
by Furry Funky Fetus April 12, 2019
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Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober
by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018
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Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.
Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."
by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014
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