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Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."
Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!
by Cricketmon August 13, 2010
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Pontificate

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length
by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018
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Pontificate

To boast oneself in a regurgitating way. To boisterously repeat the same scripted material over and over again denouncing and/or deflecting any ownership or accountability on any given topic other than "The Wall".
"President Trump comes across a bit pretentious when on camera but much more so on a daily basis while he pontificates ALL OVER on Twitter donning a golden pacifier and his sippy cup."
by LadyS67 June 19, 2018
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Pontificate

Pontificate means when someone is big into pontoons. Pontoons are a type of boat that people leisurely enjoy.
Mya hates pontificaters. She hates boats.
by Frank✂️ November 12, 2023
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pooptificate

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap
Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work
by Tbass December 27, 2013
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Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.
Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth
by Sonorliter January 24, 2011
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porntificate

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.
Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004
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