Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

Pontificate by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

Pontificate

Another smart person word for thinking

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length

Pontificate by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018

Pontificate

To boast oneself in a regurgitating way. To boisterously repeat the same scripted material over and over again denouncing and/or deflecting any ownership or accountability on any given topic other than "The Wall".

"President Trump comes across a bit pretentious when on camera but much more so on a daily basis while he pontificates ALL OVER on Twitter donning a golden pacifier and his sippy cup."

Pontificate by LadyS67 June 19, 2018

Pontificate

Pontificate means when someone is big into pontoons. Pontoons are a type of boat that people leisurely enjoy.

Mya hates pontificaters. She hates boats.

Pontificate by Frank✂️ November 12, 2023

pooptificate 

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap

Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work

pooptificate by Tbass December 27, 2013

Pontificating

The act of spouting off on a subject you have no information on ,or basis of fact , but firmly believe in.

Thomas was pontificating on the pain involved in child birth

Pontificating by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

porntificate 

To deliver a deep and thoughtful discourse on the subject of x-rated materials.

Unable to resist the urge to porntificate, the Catholic priest began extolling the virtues of kiddie porn.

porntificate by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 11, 2004