Pokardio

verb; The act of playing any Pokèmon game while doing cardio on a treadmill, elliptical, bike, etc.

Hey bro, you down to Pokardio today?

by Briggsy52 May 12, 2014

Ponar Grab

The act of pulling a male's testicles away from his body when he is about to climax in an effort to thwart the climax and extend intercourse.

Just as Bob was about to cum, Lindsay gave him a ponar grab that extended their lovemaking another 5 minutes.

by Alright with me August 12, 2009

Polardegos

A ginger from Scandinavia that has the rare ability to get suspiciously tanned. Often muscular and seen in a wife beater and bandana.

Bro 1: Shiii, a ginger sunbathing in coconut oil. He’s going to get a nasty burn.
Bro 2: Nah man, look at his bandana. He’s obviously a polardegos. He’ll be fine.

by skogsgris September 6, 2014

Potarded

one who exhibits qualities of a retard, sped, or dumbass as a result of the excessive use of cannibus otherwise known as marijuana.

At bingo night ethan was crushing his shell bingo markers instead of using them. He was also very anti-social. He looked POTARDED.

by Tig Old Biddies, Pete, and Tim July 5, 2010

poniard

A small, slim dagger, esp. one used in medieval times.

See also: dirk, stiletto

Teddy pissed off his ex-girlfriend so she stuck him with a poniard and landed him in the ER.

by BeCarefulWithSharpThings,Kids December 6, 2011

Ponsard

Verb: To drink of the yummy Champagne after the death of a loved one whose tongue you have kept.

Refers to Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin, a large Champagne house located in Reims, France.

Shall we ponsard now?
Yes.
*stirs champagne with tongue*

by eniran July 16, 2008

Pinardville

An area of Goffstwon, NH that consists of a Cumberland Farms, a McDonalds, a Hannafords, a Pizza Market, a Dunkin' Donuts, about 4 auto shops, a dance studio, 2 Chinese restaurants, 3 Tanning Salons, and a college.
"In 1906 Edmond Pinard, a grocer by trade submitted a plan to develop his real-estate holdings
on the Manchester, Goffstown town line. This area known at the time as Pinards Ville has grown substantially since then." this is from www.gotopinardville.com, an actual website for people that want to visit Pinardville I guess, if those people exist.

Not too much is known about Pinardville cuz really it sucks.

Have you ever heard of Pinardville ?

No

Don't feel bad, no one has.

by G-TownSucksBroFoReal December 13, 2010