Skip to main content

Poképoor

When you low on Pokéballs and you can't catch shit and you have to run Pokéstop to Pokéstop to get some shit but only can get potions and revives. Not about this life.
Fuck my life bro, I'm about to waste my last Pokéball on this Dragonite Bitch. FUSSY it ran away Nigga, Now I'm a Poképoor Bitch. I ain't about to waist another minute on this shit.
by Tyreeko August 8, 2016
mugGet the Poképoor mug.

Pokepoop

The act of playing any edition of pokemon on any handheld console, while you are going number 2 in the bathroom. It is a way of multi-tasking and passing time on the toilet.
Evan: Hey man, I heard you're addicted to pokemon but your 19 years old and in college. Isn't there a better way to spend your time?

Juan: I love to pokepoop in order to save time. Its smelly, fun, AND I never have to stop playing!!
by EPerlz April 21, 2011
mugGet the Pokepoop mug.
Related Words

Pokepad

Evolves from a pokepod. A household consisting of two or more pokemon trainers
Jim, Mike, and Sarah moved into a pokepad together since they're always playing pogo together.
by Lyfesavr July 15, 2016
mugGet the Pokepad mug.

Poképoor

When you are so low on Pokéballs in Pokémon GO, you can't catch shit and are running Pokéstop to Pokéstop to collect shit but only get potions and revives. Not about that life my nigga.
Fuck my life bro, At this rate I'm going to run out of Pokéballs for this Dragonite Bitch, and be one mad Poképoor mother fucker. Shit it ran away god damn, I'm going home, not about to waist another minute on this shit.
by Tyreeko August 8, 2016
mugGet the Poképoor mug.

Pokeposer

A person who claims they are a Pokemon fan when the only Pokemon game they played is Pokemon Go.
Person 1: What was your 1st Pokemon game?
Person 2: I've never been into Pokemon, but Pokemon Go is pretty addicting.
Person 1: You Pokeposer.
by Pokemanzphan August 7, 2016
mugGet the Pokeposer mug.

Poképooping

Kevin had to shit, so in the down time he stated poképooping .
by Mathada July 29, 2016
mugGet the Poképooping mug.

Pokèporn

Porn regarding Pokèmon, specifically trainers (although, the ladder fits, too.)
Me: Godamn Rohan is hot…

My mom: Are you back there looking at Pokèporn again?!
by SilverStudios May 28, 2025
mugGet the Pokèporn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email