pojank

messed up; not right

My computer is being pojanked; it is not letting me on the internet.

by Chad Higginbotham February 22, 2004

polava

Noun:
(1) A situation that is deemed as ridiculous, time-consuming, or just a load of bollocks. Similar to farce.
(2) A mess of something. Similar to pig's ear.

Mainly used in the North of England, although it is unknown where the word originated from. Best suited to say it in a Yorkshire accent because it just sounds amazing. People in the South shouldn't even bother trying to say it because it'll sound stupid and posh and you'll ruin the word.

1. what a bloody polava!

2. ah lad I made a right polava out of that essay

by aaaaannie January 9, 2009

Pojazzle

To try and make simmering bad look good. Like rolling a turd in glitter.

The manager tried to pojazzle to the press in his after match interview. But there was no getting around the teams poor performance.

by Priesthood Dispatches November 16, 2021

pojkvän

Swedish for boyfriend

jeff is my *boyfriend in swedish*
pojkvän

by pojkvän February 13, 2020

Poja

Power jank also known as a Powercry. It is a powernap but exept sleeping it is crying

My crush said she doesn't like me back so I'm gonna pull a poja in the bathroom

by -//sl February 9, 2022

pojaco

A word created in 1998 to describe someone of greatness, or 1337ness. Also the inspiration for a wildly popular website: www.pojaco.com

"Man I wish I was just like Pojaco.

by Mike February 22, 2005

Polava

When your friend uses weird terminology that nobody understands, that also sounds suspiciously like pavlova. Similar to meringue

Man I really feel like a Polava right now!

by ThatFriend January 14, 2021