Plasturbate

Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.

After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.

Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.

by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023

plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

by Ninth October 5, 2006

plasturbate

1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.

I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.

by e=mchammered December 21, 2008

plusturbate

To give "+1" for your own post or comment on Google+.
It´s like you liketurbate - but on another social network.

Hey Jeff, you´ll go blind if you plusturbate the whole morning in front of your monitor!

by Battle Rear Solid July 5, 2012

Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.

Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010