Plotka

A synonym for crap

Damn dude i took the biggest plotka last night after taco bell

by ericdennis November 3, 2009

plotkin

The term defines the cause of why things go wrong or something breaks when there is no real explanation. The term may also be used to refer to a gullible human being. Someone who believes anything you say.

Person 1: "Dude I don't understand why this motor won't turn over."
Person 2: "Because Plotkin"

Person 1: "I can't believe that I listened to him. I knew something was wrong."
Person 2: "You're a Plotkin bro."

by vtecpowah September 18, 2013

Plotkin

The term Plotkin is similar to a blumkin, which is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

The major difference is the voracity of the shit. A blumkin is oral sex during a conservative or average shit, a plotkin is oral sex during an aggressive and explosive shit.

"Vlad, get your ass in here and give me a plotkin!, I had del taco!"

by Futrtek February 21, 2021

Plotemaic

Call your friends this if you wanna call them ancient on a new frickin level

Josh, you still play on the Ps2, you fucken plotemaic

by Plotemaic August 27, 2021

Plotkai

A mix of the words "Plot" and "bankai". Refers to a plot twist in the manga series Bleach where the main antagonist (Aizen) appears defeated, only to be revealed that he used hypnosis to switch himself and Momo, injuring her instead.

Whoa! All that time they were beating the crap out of Momo instead of Aizen? Major Plotkai!

by MyToesAreCold July 31, 2010

Protek

Protek is key. Gotta protek for the cake. Meaning If one proceeds to protek, then whom that protek shall be rewarded in a way.

"if she ain't protek she don't get no cake"

by g0dnan June 3, 2018

Plotengunker

n. an edible weiner

Hey bro, stop being such a plotengunker

by troy nick October 22, 2008