A derogatory name for a dull-witted policeman which has it's roots in the character Mr. Plod (sometimes called PC Plod), the Toyland policeman, who was introduced in the first of Enid Blyton's Noddy books, NODDY GOES TO TOYLAND (1949).
by cathaven February 13, 2018
Get the Plod mug.The boredom that arises when you are trying not to spend money. You can't go out drinking, eating at nice restaurants, or shopping.
"I am dying of poordom." You are sitting at home on a Friday night, wishing you could get dressed up and go out and get fucked up at a nice sushi dinner, but due to insufficient funds you are driven to smoking shake and having leftovers.
by Hillduh August 28, 2009
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"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."
by hodag1966 January 31, 2014
Get the plouder mug.The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.
by Loz Cook September 21, 2005
Get the Plodman mug.A derogative term for people who are patronising, undermine inclusion but make money with disabled people. They often present themselves as "do-gooders" when in fact they block equality and inclusion by their actions and behaviour. PLOD stands for "(Non-disabled) People Living Off Disabled people".
by ZeldaL May 31, 2021
Get the PLOD mug.The thing you say, when a big polish man with hair that looks like the barcode on the back of your milk, begins spitting vodka droplets on your face when telling you about this squirrel he ran over.
Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
Oh yeah he might’ve stole your kidney.
“Oi Plonder get a better hair cut you vodka drinking, squirrel killing, rat strangling, kidney stealing. Plonder!”
by NotAllwyn November 4, 2020
Get the Plonder mug.A slang word for faeces, also known as shit, poo or crap. The word was derived from the word poo, but given a twist.
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