Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.

Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.

by mcdrunken May 22, 2011

Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."

by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018

plastered

when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling

man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe

by Diamond March 8, 2003

plattered

balls

joe: dicksack
e: I think imma plattered

by ballsack puncher 334 May 18, 2022

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011

plattered

1. To be served on a platter
2. To have been fully destroyed in an argument by a devastating comeback

"You got totally plattered when he called your mama a biaaatch! ZING!"

by Pat February 11, 2005

Plastered

Where a guy's balls are so sweaty, that his sack is "plastered" to his legs. Having ones balls "plastered" usually results in having to peel the nut sack off of the inside of the leg when one itches his nuts or pisses.

"Dude, it's like a damn sauna in here, my nuts are plastered."

"Want me to get the spatula to help peel it off?

by Domesapp December 6, 2013