mudix

a very small black penis, usually covered with dry, flaky skin. often used as a weapon
the old goat often talked about his mudix.
by ppainter February 10, 2012
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plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.
that guy over there is a plastered painter.
by ppainter November 05, 2011
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