Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

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plurfect

Perfect, but in plural, because the perfection is in several ways at once.

Someone shows up just at the right moment to catch a bus, and is dressed really nicely. The timing is perfect, and so is the appearance. Plurfect!

by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

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The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.

After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.

by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020

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playfriend

A friend who is not a real friend.

I walked back to my desk unexpectedly and there was my playfriend sitting at my desk, feet propped up and eating my food!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019

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Plarp

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015

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