pisswitch

Acerbic female, usually bitter and twisted . Quite often anti-social. Stays in and posts on internet forums all day.

'When she talked, she came across as a right little pisswitch'

by ans August 26, 2004

pissfit

Being able to handle your alcohol or not

Man ive been drinking all day and half the night ive worked up my pissfitness levels.. or look at that dude he's only had 3 drinks and he's smashed already he,s so not pissfit

by B rendo May 20, 2009

pissmittens

An exclamation of frustration and/or anger at a certain situation.

John: Pissmittens I think I just ran over Steve's dog!!

by erotikhamster June 3, 2010

pissitive

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.

I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...

by White2chains July 8, 2016

Pissinterpretated

Pissinterpretated: to misinterpretate something whilst under the influence of alcohol...

Person 1: Cant believe she said that last night!
Person 2: You were drunk !!
Person 1 : But is that what was said??!?!?
Person 2 : No I think you Pissinterpretated!!

by Emilee2010 August 1, 2010

Pissnuts

Pissnuts is a condition that affects many men and is caused by an immensely small penis. During urination, the tiny penis does not extend far enough for urnine to travel over the balls, resulting in a nutsack drenched in urine. Men who suffer from pissnuts often sport a goatee, baseball cap, and eyeglasses.

Tim's wife ordered him to urinate outside, as his pissnuts had ruined the bathroom rugs and towel sets.

by manchild5116 March 4, 2011

pissfitness

Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.

Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?

by Netty11 March 7, 2014