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The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.
"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"
by SPage September 6, 2013
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Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
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Persistence

A cousin Surfing urban dictionary all day instead of doing their homework and watching cholo adventures all day long
First cousin: hay what are you doing ?

Second cousin: you know ...PERSISTENCE!
by Pilataxi April 25, 2013
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lactose persistence

a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.
Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.
by Snarkster September 12, 2009
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pisstance

how far one can throw his/her piss.
Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.
by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009
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persistencepatience

When you are persistent about something and you have patience, it will happen in time
Mark Davis “I knew if I had persistencepatience, Cliff Branch’s family would get a Hall of Fame ring
by Do what’s right December 4, 2022
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