pooterpotamus

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.

Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.

by jkdizzle February 10, 2008

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Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

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Phoote • pooter • pooted • phoot • Pooter Scooter • phooey • pooterhead • pooter shooter • Pootential • pooter cooter

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007

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What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

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Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

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pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.

Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::

by BKS April 21, 2004

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Harry Pooter

A porn version of Harry Potter.

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."

by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

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