Proterbating

The act of masterbating that become so pro at it

Me: The was proterbating so much during school!
Guy: Yeah, Your proterbating was so good I could not even see it!
Some 13 Year old virgin: I wish I was a good proterbater..

by xXxSwager420xXx January 2, 2015

Pooperbating

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021

Phonecating

Searching, scrolling, and playing with apps on your phone as a mindless distraction from real life.

I tried to talk to him but he was phonecating and didn’t hear what I said.

by CrystalStaffnerd October 5, 2022