Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.

Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.

by weetodd March 26, 2008

PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

phonephobic

An irrational fear of answering the phone. The fear arises from anxieties as to whom may be calling (a former spouse, a spurned lover, a tax collector or other creditor, an enraged garage mechanic, a parent) - why they may be calling (to give the callee a very hard time, belittle them, issue threats) - and the psychology of the conversation (false promises leading to humiliation, being made to look a pratt). In extreme cases someone who is phonephobic may hide in the house as the phone rings, desperately trying to ignore it, while plagued by remote telephonic demons.

She was so phonephobic that none of her family, loved ones or friends could ring her in the house. Often a worried caller would rush around to her house to see if she was OK, only to find her hiding in the hall cupboard.

by Jimmy Mulligan February 21, 2011

phonelessness

being without one's cellular device for an extended period of time

my phonelessness has led to a lot of skypeing lately

by brosef von brosevich February 22, 2011

phonelet

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.

Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.

by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010

Phonetercourse

Phone sex

Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.

by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009

Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016