phallophile

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

by ashsky July 12, 2007

phallumegaly

Bigness of the penis disorder. From Barney Stinson in How I met your mother Season 5 episode 8.

At an early age Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was diagnosed with phallumegaly

by Larry D Deer November 17, 2009

Quantum of Phallus

A gay porn version of James Bond film "Quantum of Solace", starring Briggsy, the arty genius behind "Briggsy Does Brighton". Special agent Briggs Bond saves the world from "breeders" with the help of Q's laser-guided dildos and butt-plug bombs in between bumming every man he can get his hands on and smoking arty cigarettes.

I'm feeling rather horny tonight Cecil. We simply must go and see Quantum of Phallus with our pants down.

by Eddie's Thick Gristle August 4, 2009

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Phallacy

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

by HanTzu November 5, 2010

Phallocrat

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.

You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!

by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

phallyn

She is a beautiful girl she has very pretty hair most likely to have brown or blonde hair she is a very kind person you may think she is wierd at first but when you get to know her that weirdness turns into laughter and excitement . She cares about others more then herself and she loves pets

Hey aspen :”did you hear about that Phallyn girl she seems nice”

Aspen:”yeah I did she’s a really nice person

by Hola ominous November 25, 2019