trolling for pharma

Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties

Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma

by Clifhanger April 16, 2017

pharmamentarium

All the pharmaceuticals that can be brought to bear against a particular illness/malady.

"I was hot as fuck, shivering cold and coughing up fluffy green shapes that floated angrily in toilet water. My face smelled like blood on the inside. My closed eyes could clearly hear the pounding hammer in my brain. It was time to bring out the pharmamentarium and get my coma on..."

by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019

Pharmaganda

Pharmaceutical industry propaganda

That study in the latest issues of JAMA was full of problems, it was nothing more than pharmaganda.

by Tamara Jane December 22, 2005

Pharmoptikon

A mix of pharmakon and panopticon.

“The panopticon is really kindof a pharmakon...”
*whispers* “Pharmoptikon”

by Crusbys September 19, 2018

pharmacist

A person that attends school for lot of chemistry and math. Also known as a professsional drug dealer at Wal Mart. A person who is well informed of the thousands of side effects medications give you.

Hey just ask your pharmacist the side effects of viagra next time you think your going blind Ken

by 1lizard March 22, 2008

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

Pharma

Slang for a pharmaceutical company or the pharmaceutical industry.

Big Pharma is not showing the stock gains it did in the 90's.

by Nathan Tiberius August 10, 2007