Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

Perverted Piggie

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.

Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it

OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this

by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004

perverted

A things every teen denies being, but usually are

I'm not perverted, sure I like porn but I'm not a pervert!

by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 25, 2019

perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

perverted

What many of the posts on this website here are.
What happened to everyone's mentality?

some examples:
-Look up "Buddha", and go towards the last pages.
-Look up "Brooklyn", and look at some of the stuff under it that start with "Brooklyn".

Pervertedness = evil

by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009