by jpatt February 23, 2005
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A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.
My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.
by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023
Get the innocent perversion mug.pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the pervertical mug.Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.
Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."
Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"
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