Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

peniscillian

The medicine of healing a womans body using your penis ejaculate.

My woman was feeling sick, so i prescribed her 500mg of peniscillian, to be taken orally, 3 times a day.

by Imprint July 16, 2008

penisbitch

A term that is said when something bad happens

Bro 1 - Yo man the party was cancelled

Bro 2 - penisbitch!

by ajay69 November 3, 2011

peniscilin

words penis and penicilin put together

she looks like she needs a shot of peniscilin

by hites March 31, 2004

Penisoil

One of the early brands of motor oil, also known as Pennzoil, from Penisylvania

Bill, did you want 10W40 or 20W50 weight Penisoil in your car?

by andy1 April 12, 2007

penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

Peniscillin

Available only as a prescription, a medicine used to cure all dick infections.

Before the doctor put me on peniscillin my cock felt like it was gonna explode.

by SenseiTheLegend November 2, 2022