penis

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes

by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021

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A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

by Plane Jewus May 14, 2021

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Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 13, 2004

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