October 18

national kiss a girl cause who the fuck cares about consent

hey hey hey hey... does consent even matter bro? it’s October 18

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

Penis

something that you play with when your 4 years old then later find out it contains milk that your supposed to drink.

oh that was great penis milk!!

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

Benjamin

Benjamin, Jesus that kid is dirty. He will try to swindle you in any possible way and is thirsty for women. He is short, but super hot. He doesn’t give two fucks about anyone, but is really sweet inside. He is the funniest and best kid ever! And will make anything a joke, even if it is not funny.

Oh shit bro, are you being a Benjamin.

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019