Penguino

A woman who is traumatized but conveniently loves penguins

Person A: "You're a penguino!"
Person B: "Why? Cause I have childhood trauma?'
Person A: "Yeah! AND you like Penguins!"

by Penguino0607 June 30, 2023

Private Penguino

The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS

Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!

by ademiir May 18, 2022